Somewhere, somehow, some of us at one point may get or have gotten stalked, right? No worries. There are a few ways to fix that by making it fun for you but super creepy for them! :)
- When you see them on the public transport, slip some disgusting teeth in your mouth from the gag shop. Now look at your stalker, give them a huge smile and keep staring at them until they turn away.
- Women, let your stalker know you have a penis. Men, let your stalker know you have a vagina.
- Give in to their attempts of contacting you. Tell them you’re happy you guys connected, because your 300 pound brother, who just got out of prison, is looking for someone to make love to and will not take no for an answer!
If you do all these things and your stalker still won’t leave you alone, it’s probably time to go ahead and find a 300 pound ex convict, send him to their door to tell them: “I’m going to have sex with you, whether you like it or not!”
Do you have any tips of your own that will make that weirdo run for their life?
